wittiest remark by kids

aruna · Member

wittiest remark by kids

Pokemon Master · Senior Member

quote:
Originally posted by: aruna
"What was the wittiest remark made by your kids? -- Edited by aruna at 06:26, 2004-08-11"

Hi Aruna I am a kid. Do you want to talk to me?

shashichief · 1st Moderator

A First Grade Story:

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know...he said- 'Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Pokemon Master · Senior Member

Haha good one Shashichief...I couldn't think better myself.

shashichief · 1st Moderator

quote:
Originally posted by: aruna
"What was the wittiest remark made by your kids? -- Edited by aruna at 06:26, 2004-08-11"

ARUNA..ARUNA..ARUNA..you cannot disappear after starting a post...need you to coment as well..whats up with that...

aruna · Member

i need practical ones not these made up ones. kids are real innocent i really dont expect this from kids. so get me a real good one. according to me it is crap.