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Did you know why Newton committed suicide?


Here is the reason, Why Newton Committed Suicide.....
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Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just
a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went Paranoid. Here are a few scenes ..
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1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
 be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth
is shot in the head.
To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured!
 
Long Live Rajanikanth!
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2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
 
Guess, what he does?
 
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each
side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
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3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it.
 
Guess, what he does.
 
Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.
 
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
 
Bang... the gangster dies...
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This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time,
and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole
movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.
 
Oops, not so fast!
 
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the
other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
 
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
 
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air
and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun
and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain
is dead.
 
Newton commits suicide...

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Hahahhaa...this Rajnikath article is too funny

No doubt, why south-indians love him sooooooo much, cos he is a Superman to them.

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Hey......did u all see this? Its quite funny...try it

http://www.badmash.org/dishoom.php


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