JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOHNY: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: JOHNY, give me a sentence starting with "I".
JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, JOHNY. Always say, "I am."
JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
JOHNY: ! Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
JOHNY: Brotherly love?

TEACHER: Now, JOHNY, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
JOHNY: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: JOHNY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
JOHNY: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
JOHNY: A teacher