Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'

Pokemon Master · Senior Member

What did the computer say to the person who typed something on the keyboard?

You're really pushing my buttons, little man!

shashichief · 1st Moderator

PHD
Once sardarji decided to do Phd.

So he took thousands of cocroaches and started
experimenting on them.

First he took one cocroach and he kept it on the
table and shouted "
run ".

Then the cocroach ran then he took another
cocroach and he cut its leg
and shouted "run" the coacroach ran.

Then he took another cocroach and he cut its two
legs and shouted
"run". Then the cocroach ran.

then he took another cocroach and he cut its three
legs and shouted
"run" Then the cocroach ran slowly.

Then he went on removing all the legs of coacroach
and shouted "run ".
It did not run at last.

Then his final result on experimenting the
cocroach was

"After removing all the legs of cocroach the
cocroach will become
deaf"

kamkhems · Guru

Say the blessing

A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn`t know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

shashichief · 1st Moderator

HOW TO AVOID AGING

> > Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of
> fruits and veggies.
> > Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
> > Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps
> build your immune system.
> > Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
> take the stairs instead of
> > the elevator, etc.
> > Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
> keep a bottle of
> > antibacterial stuff around.
> > Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever
> possible.
> > Get plenty of rest.
> > Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as
> you can.
> >
> > OR
> >
> > Take the doctor's office approach.
> > Think about it...
> > When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
> > Clean your arm with alcohol..
> > Why?
> > Because alcohol kills germs.
> >
> > So.......
> >
> > I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
> > I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
> > Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
> > Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
> > Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)
> > Then pass out. (rest)
> > The way I see it...
> > If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs
> can't get you!!!!
> >
> > My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass
> is better than one in the
> > ass!"