Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

kamkhems · Guru

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Several memos were posted about this. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing problems for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

shashichief · 1st Moderator

An English professor wrote the words:

" A woman without her man is nothing "

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote :

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote :

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!!

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Another One:-

A boy goes to shop and buys a big book.

He take the book to a medical student and ask's him how much time will he take to finish the book.

The Medical guy says 6 month's minimum

Then he goes to a law student and ask's the same question, he says minimum 3 months

Then he goes to a engineer and ask's the same question

How much time will you take to finish the book???

The engineer say's

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EXAM KAB HAI

kamkhems · Guru

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Pinky · Senior Member

Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!'

Pinky · Senior Member

Banta Singh: 'Yaar, tu parda laga ke biwi ko pyar kiya kar. Kal bahaar se tum dono dikh rahe the!'
Santa singh: 'By god main bach gaya, kal main ghar mein nahi tha!'