Tell funniest jokes ever heard

shashichief · 1st Moderator

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Husband came 4m church,lifted his wife up & carried her around.
Wife:Did father tell u 2 r romantic??
Husband:No! he told me 2 carry my own sorrows

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Baap bete se:"tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?"
Beta:Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaaye!!"

Pinky · Senior Member

A man is talking to God and asks him: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' To which God replies: 'so that you would find them attractive.'

The the man asks:'God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?'

To which God replies: 'so that they would find you attractive!'

Pinky · Senior Member

Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.

'What happened to you Santaji?'

'There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today.'

'Oh really, what happened?'

'I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the aniimal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!'

'So, how'd you get away?'

'Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over.'

'That's scary Santaji. If it'd been me, I would probably have **** all over the place.'

'Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?'

Pinky · Senior Member

A sardar on a cycle had hits a lady accidently.

Lady says:Break nahi maar sakta kya?

Sardar: Break ka kya hai, poori cycle hi maar di!!!