Sometime into the future Laloo Yadav is dead and has left his wife behind. Rabri was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.

Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, 'Rabriji! This is meeee...'

'Laloo,' she answered. 'I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?'

'Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,' Laloo answered. 'The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over.'

'Thank God, you made it to heaven,' his wife cried.

'Heaven?' he answered. 'What heaven? I'm a cow in Bihar!'

Once a young Brahmin went to the house of a very respectable old brahmin to ask for his  young daughters hand. "My dear Sir", he goes "I ave heard that your daughter has all the good  qualities of a Bahu"?
The old brahmin answered "Haan !! More that that, she  is Sundara Vati and Padma  Vati"   "But can she cook and keep house"? Asked the young man "Oh yes, she is Dharma Vati" answered the  old man. "Now, can she sew"? asked the young  man "Oh yes yes, she can not only sew, but she  is KalaVati " answered the old man "What about her education"? Asked the young man "She is Vidya Vati" answered the  old man. And the Vedas"?
Asked the young man   "Oh yes yes , she is Veda Vati" answered the old man.
The young man is very happy to find the  perfect bride and gets married to her.

Two days later  he comes back with his newly married bride. The old Brahmin is surprised.   He asks "What happeded son"? Why do you look so upset?   The young man says "Well sir you told me that your  daughter is SundaraVati,  PadmaVati, DharmaVati, Kala Vati, IdyaVati and edaVati.

But you did'nt  tell me that she is  "GARBHAVATI" also!!
[garbhavati means 'pregnant lady']