Question: What did Sadam Hussain's son tell him during the war in Iraq.
Answer: BAGH-DAD!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES



He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and
drives on without a second
thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES



Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are
for real....Then he
drives past a third sign saying:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
RIGHT



His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive....On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to he
door reading:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door
is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
you, my son?"....He
answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and
was interested in possibly
doing business."..... "Very well, my son. Please
follow me."



He is led through many winding passages and is soon
quite disoriented....The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, Please
knock on this
door".............



He does as he is told and another nun in a long
habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door.....This nun instructs, "Please
place $100 in the cup, then
go through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway".......



He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nuns cup.... He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
door, pulling it shut
behind him........



As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back
in the parking lot,
facing another small sign:



GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.