Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Raabert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene
nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

Pinky · Senior Member

Ajeet: Raabert, is bail(cow) kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajeet: Aakhir pataa to chale ki ye bull**** kya cheez hai.

Pinky · Senior Member

Hindu Gods incharge of Information Technology:

Narada      : Data Transfer
Brihaspati : Chief Information Officer
Chitragupta : Personnel Records
Yama        : Reorganization Consultant
Brahma      : Systems installation
Vishnu      : Tech support
Shiva       : Power surge
Ram         : Hardware Support
Apsaras     : Downloadable Virus
Devas       : Programmers
Surya       : UNIX System Admin
Lakshmi     : Mgr - Trading Systems
Krishna     : Chief Technology Consultant
Rakshasas   : In House Hackers

shashichief · 1st Moderator

JESUS AND MOSES PLAYING GOLF:

Jesus and Moses went golfing. Jesus was about to hit a shot and said, "Hey Moses, watch this! Just like Arnold Palmer!"

Moses said, "Jesus, you can do anything, don't try to be like Arnold Palmer."

Jesus said, "No, just like Arnold Palmer!"

Well, Jesus hit the ball in the water, so Jesus asked Moses to retrieve the ball. Moses parted the water and got the ball. This continued for about 15 minutes. Finally, Jesus hit the ball in the water for the seventh time. "Please get my ball for me," Jesus asked Moses.

Moses said, "No, I told you to quit trying to be like Arnold Palmer. I'm not getting it this time."

So Jesus walked across the water, reached down and got his ball. While he was doing this, a couple of kids rode by in a cart and said, ""Who does he think he is? Jesus?"

Moses replied, "No! He thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"

Pinky · Senior Member

Santa Singh at an interview:

Question: What is Ford?

Santa: Gaddi!!!

Question: Good, what is Oxford?

Santa: Bailgaddi!