Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Thanks! PINKY.

Pinky · Senior Member

English Style:

Teacher: Arun tell your father's name in English?

Arun: Madam, my father's name is Mr. Butter Red Government.

Teacher: Stupid are you making fun with me?

Arun: No, Madam you told me to tell my father's name in English and my father's name in Hindi is Makkhan Lal Sarkar.

Pinky · Senior Member

Computer Terms related with Hindi Movies:

Pentium II and Pentium I - Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
For an employee who signs a bond - Bandhan
For an employee without signing bond - Kachche Dhage
Sister concern - Judwaa
For an employee who works sincerely - Dil Se
For an employee who is ready to leave his job -- Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
A project having two projects leaders - Ek Phool Do Mali
An employee without accommodation - Pardesi Babu
Password - China Gate
Super User Password - Gupt
An employee who is in company for more than Three years - Amar Prem
Bill Gates - Hum see Badhkar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation - Ustadon Ke Ustad
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V - Duplicate
An employee on probation - Paying Guest
Ctrl + Alt + Del - Aakhri Raasta
An employee who frequently changes the company - Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Group Leader - Khal Nayak
Backup - Jagte Raho
Dos / Windows - Do Raaste
F1 - Guide
Internet - Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
Operator vs computer - Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 - Bade Dilwala
undo - Aa ab laut chalen
Project incharge - Mohra
Mail Merge in MS Word - Sangam
Server - Godfather
Interview - Muqabla
Result of Interview - Kadwa Sach
Visa - Border
A system infected by virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha
Anti virus Kit - Soldier
System without RAM - Kora Kagaz
Temporary file - Khote Sikkey
A system which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi
A computer for the virus - Piya Ka Ghar
Hard disk vs Floppy Disk - Gharwali Baharwali

RJ_Sonia · Administrator

Very funny

...people really have time to figure out things.

shashichief · 1st Moderator

A guy dies and goes to ####. There he finds that there is a different ####
> for each country. He goes first to the German #### and asks "What do they
> do here?" He is told first hey put you in an electric chair for an hour.
> Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
> devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
>
> The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks
> out the USA #### as well as the Russian #### and many more. He discovers
> that they are all more or less the same as the German ####.

Then he comes to the Indian #### and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is told
> "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
> a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips
> you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the
> other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?
>
> "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,
> someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil was a
> software Engg, so he swipes the card, comes in, checks his mails and then
> goes to the cafeteria..."