Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

Pinky · Senior Member

Vajpai was giving a speech on family planning.

Laloo got angry, said ' When u don't play the game dont make the rules'.

Pinky · Senior Member

Lady drinking Coke, macchar falls in.

Lady takes it out.

Macchar say "MAA !" lady ask why did u called ma "MAA"

macchar say "Main teri coke se nikla hoon MAA!".

Pinky · Senior Member

Laloo applies in Microsoft

Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio-data to America to apply for
a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-

"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any
further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He
arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko amereeca mein
naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab
ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main
hai is liyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement
---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence
----ab letter vetter bhejnay ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call
---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main
Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main
Bol Raha Hoon!"

shashichief · 1st Moderator

ek sardar 1000 vatt ke bulb par apna baap ka naam likhraha tha....
uske baapne poocha- "beta, kya kar raha hai?"
to woh bola -" baapu tera naam roshan karraha hoon!!"