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Why do we call money 'bread' i guess because everybody 'kneads' it!

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"Why do we call money 'bread' i guess because everybody 'kneads' it!"

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama... words like dust, wash, iron, cook..."



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How can you communicate with a fish?


Just drop him a line!!!!..hehehe



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  Two Guys talking


      I have a parrot that say's "GOOD MORNING"


      Big deal...I have a can that say's Coca-Cola..HEHEHE



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  "Waiter!"


  "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."


     "Yes Sir, its fresh ground."



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Why was the middle ages also known as the dark age?


Because there were lots of 'knights' in those days..hehehe



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