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A GUJJU SPESAL !


Q) Why did George Bush had the gujju beaten?
A) The gujju told George Bush "You are an IMPOTENT man"

Q)   Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A)   The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju
      asked for KESH.


Q)   What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
        (in case of one)
A)   Tomato KETCHUP.


Q)   Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A)   He wanted to listen to POPE music.


Q)   Why did the gujju go to London?
A)   To see BIG BEHN.


Q)   Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ?
A)   He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .


Q)   What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A)   LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.


Q)   What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A)   You are going from BED To VERSE.



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Sindhi lawyer:  Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi:  Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh

Q:Why is India a banana republic?
A:Because Politicians keep chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hai.

Q:What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A:I, Iyer, Iyengar.


Q:What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
A:Just-beer Singh.

Q:What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
A:Just-one Singh.


Q:Khalistan's national song?
A:Bande marte hum.



Q:A female Khalistan terrorist?
A:Hard Kaur.


Q:Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A:'Cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

Q:What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making  sense?
A:Mr. Chatter Jee.

Q:Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
A:Har Mandir Singh.

Q:What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
A:Million Iyer.

Q:Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A:Journal Singh.

Q:What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
A:Mr. Goosh.


Q:What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
A:Her Pal Singh.

Q:What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
   white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
A:Surrender Singh.



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What if MALIKA SHERAWAT play the role of Draupadi in Mahabharat?


Duryodhan would say,"pehle isko kapde to pehnao...


tabhi to vastr haran karunga!"


 


 


Republic Day ANNOUNCEMENT by Malika Sherawat:


Kar chale hum juda vastro to TAN se saathiyo,


Ab tumhare hawale BADAN saathiyo....



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Omg...too much ..lol


 



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Oneliners

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.

Used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Wear short sleeves!  Support your right to bear arms.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

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Tourist at Niagara Falls
Guide : I welcome you all to Niagara Falls, these are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.

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