Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Go Back to Radio Hangama -> Radio Hangama Discussion Board -> Chit Chat - Duniya Bhar Ki Baatein ! -> Tell funniest jokes ever heard
Post Info TOPIC: Tell funniest jokes ever heard
shashichief


1st Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 2787
Date:
RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard
Permalink  

 

Corporate Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly
wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the
door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a
word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel," After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and
leaves.  The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"  "It
was Bob our next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband
says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:


If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a
position to prevent avoidable exposure.


 


COME BACK TOMMOROW FOR CORPORATE LESSON 2



__________________
shashichief


1st Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 2787
Date:
Permalink  

Corporate Lesson 2:
A priest driving his car offered a lift to a nun.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg.  The nun said, "Father, remember
Psalm 129?"  The priest removed his hand.  But, changing gears, he
let his hand slide up her leg again.  The nun once again said,
"Father, remember Psalm 129?"  The priest apologized "Sorry sister
but the flesh is weak."  Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm
129..  It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:


If you are not well informed in your job, you
might miss a great opportunity.


 


TUNE IN TOMORROW   FOR  LESSON  3



__________________
shashichief


1st Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 2787
Date:
Permalink  

Corporate Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.  The Genie says, "I'll give each
of you just one wish."  "Me first! Me first!" says the clerk.  "I
want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the
world." Poof! She's gone.  "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I
want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.  "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:


Always let your boss have the first say.


 


TUNE IN TOMORROW LESSON 4.



__________________
Bamb_i


2nd Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 107
Date:
Permalink  

Really good ones Sashi!
Waiting for the 4th Lesson.

__________________
shashichief


1st Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 2787
Date:
Permalink  

Corporate Lesson 4:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all
day.  A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
day?"  The crow answered: "Sure, why not."  So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested.  A fox jumped on the rabbit and
ate it.

Moral of the story:  


You must be very high up to be sitting around
doing nothing.


 


TUNE IN ON MONDAY FOR LESSON 5



__________________
shashichief


1st Moderator

Status: Offline
Posts: 2787
Date:
Permalink  

Corporate Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.  "I would love
to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I
haven't got the energy."  "Well, why don't you nibble on my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."  The
turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.  The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.  Finally after a
fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.


Moral of the story:


Bullshlt might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.



__________________
«First  <  1 … 28 29 30 31 32 … 76  >  Last»  | Page of 76  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Go Back to Radio Hangama -> Radio Hangama Discussion Board -> Chit Chat - Duniya Bhar Ki Baatein ! -> Tell funniest jokes ever heard
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard