What is in the middle of Paris?
The letter 'r' off course!!!!....hehehe
One day a man & his wife werewalking around the mall when they came across one of those penny scales that tell your fortune and weight.
"Well," says his wife, "go ahead." He chuckles to himself & figures, WHY NOT?
He drops in a coin & eagerly reads the results.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife,showing her a small,white card. "It says I'm energetic,bright,resourceful, and an absolutely great lover!"
"Yeah," his wife nodded," and it has your weight wrong too!"
What does a Sardar say when he sees a banana on the sidewalk?
"Oh no! I'm going to fall again."