> Five (5) lessons that will make us think about the way we treatpeople. > > 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. > During my second month of college, our professor gave us a popquiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questionsuntil I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans ourclassroom?" > > Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaningwoman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would Iknow her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Justbefore class ended, one student asked if the last question would count towardour quiz grade. > > "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you willmeet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care,even if all you do is smile and say "hello". > > I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name wasDorothy. > > 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain > One night, at 11.30 p.m., an older African American woman wasstanding on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashingrainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soakingwet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to helpher, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her tosafety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. > > She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address andthanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To hissurprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special notewas attached.. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway theother night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Thenyou came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband'sbedside just before he passed away . God bless you for helping me andunselfishly serving others." > Sincerely, > Mrs. Nat King Cole. > > 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve. > In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. > > A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much isan ice cream sundae?" he asked. > > "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled ishand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. > > "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. Bynow more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growingimpatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy againcounted his coins. > > "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress broughtthe ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished theice cream, paid the cashier and left. > > When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped downthe table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels andfive pennies.. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to haveenough left to leave her a tip. > > 4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path. > In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway.Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock.Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simplywalked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear,but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. > > Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Uponapproaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to movethe stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, hefinally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, henoticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The pursecontained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the goldwas for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasantlearned what many of us never understand! > > Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve ourcondition. > > 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts. > Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, Igot to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & seriousdisease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion fromher 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and haddeveloped the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explainedthe situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would bewilling to give his blood to his sister. > > I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deepbreath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusionprogressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeingthe color returning to her cheeks. Then his face grew serious and his smilefaded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will Istart to die right away". > > Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; hethought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order tosave her..Even though this was not a joke I hope you enjoyed reading it and remember....
"Work like you don't need the money, love like > you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody'swatching."
Subject: Fascinate > >> > >> A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her > students > >> to use the "fascinate " in a sentence. > >> > >> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went > to my granddad's farm, > >> and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. > >> > >> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted > you to > >> use the word " fascinate, not fascinating". > >> > >> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went > to > >> see Rock City and I was fascinated." > >> > >> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but > I > >> wanted you to the word "fascinate." > >> > >> Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher > hesitated > >> because she had been burned by Little Johnny > before. > >> She finally decided there was no way he could > damage > >> the word "fascinate", so she called on him. > >> > >> Johnny said, "My aunt Paige has a sweater with > ten > >> buttons, but her tits are so big she can only > fasten > >> eight. > >> > >> The teacher cried.
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a > lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big > breath of air and tells her that her hair smells > nice. > After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, > takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel > department and states that she wants to write a > sexual harassment grievance against him. > The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this > decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening > about a co-worker telling you your hair smells > nice?" > The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
> >> The Republican National Committee announced today > that the Republican > > Party > >> is changing its emblem from an elephant to a > condom. The committee > >> > >> chairman explained that the condom more clearly > reflects the party's > > stance > >> in these times because a condom accepts > inflation, halts production, > >> destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of > pricks, and gives you a > >> sense of security while you're actually getting > screwed
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building. A young and beautiful woman smelling like expensive perfume gets into the elevator, turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman reaches her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks at both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."