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Pinky


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library               LIBRARY

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."



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Dress code 4 a party---BLACK TIES ONLY.

Banta goes for the party & is surprised 2 c that the other guests r wearing SUITS also!
 


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Haahaha...very funny Pinks, being a Banta, only he can follow the instructions correctly

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After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.


Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.


But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. Indian Government ordered CBI to investigate the matter.


CBI checked out at several post offices, and then reported to the Government Officials that: "The stamp is really world class. The problem is, all the peoples are licking on the wrong side of the stamp."


 



-- Edited by Sonam_1680 at 12:06, 2004-12-08

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Sonam, your joke is too good, i kept laughing about it for a while.


 



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Banta's English:


Banta Singh finished his English exams and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied " Exam was okay,but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote- THUNK".



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