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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their
parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'

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Here's one:


What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes off course!



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What happened to the car mechanic that fell asleep dreaming of car mufflers?
He woke up exhausted!

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There was this sardarji who bought a new 'Mercedes'...and he decided to take it for a spin around town...Zooom Zooom...zooom...he was really having fun..zooming around.

After zooming for about 10 minutes 'Crasssssssssh' he goes and hits a pathan's Maruti..The Pathan gets upset and gets out of the car and comes over to the Sardar and asks him, why did he crash into his new Maruti car.

Sardar says...yaar Mercedes hai bhaagti hai..tez gaddi hai ..crash ho gaya....

The Pathan gets mad and draws a small circle and asks the Sardar to stay in the circle and not come out of it..and the Sardar agrees...

The Pathan takes a rod and smashes the Mercedes Windshield ...booom, he turns around and sees that the Sardar is giggling..

The pathan gets more angry and smashes the headlights...and the sardar starts to giggle and smile more

The Pathan gets really mad and starts smashing the car left and right...and the Sardar is now laughing away to Glory.......

The pathan gets really upset and comes to the Sardar and asks him...Batao tell my you are laughing and why are you so happy..I am smashing your car...

The Sardar replies....'I STEPPED OUT OF THE CIRCLE TWO TIMES"

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One atom goes to another and says "I think I've lost an electron" The other said "Are you sure?"The first atom repies " I AM POSTIVE!"



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Why are fish so smart?


Cause they live in schools!



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