Tell funniest jokes ever heard

shashichief · 1st Moderator

RE: Tell funniest jokes ever heard

RJ_Sonia · Administrator

LOL....too much!

shashichief · 1st Moderator

A Bank Loan:

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

One of the bank's employees then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Chinese man replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Confucius says, "Man who walk through Airport turnstiles sideways going to Bangkok".

shashichief · 1st Moderator

COMPUTER SHAYRI:

!!!! A R Z K I Y A H A I.........

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhoro, ban jaao meri spouse! * * ** * ** * **
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! * * ** * ** *
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif * * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** *
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space * * ** * **
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down * * ** * ** * ** *
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga * * ** * ** * ** * ** *
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya * * ** * ** * ** * **
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Computer Literarcy in Bharat Varsh:

For you IT folks!!

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a
computer for our home and we find some problems which I want to
bring to your notice. After connecting to internet we plan to
open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in
password column only ****** comes, but in the rest of the fields
whatever we typed comes, but we face this problem only in
password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and
he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we
open the e-mail account with password ***** but I request you to
check this as ourselves we do not know what is the password. We
are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.
There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button.We request
you to check this. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my
friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar. So, we request you to
change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting. One
doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. Also there is
'find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find',
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,
Banta Singh
Punjab