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shashichief


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George Bush Again!
 
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him
what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right ---
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20
minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"

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shashichief


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 Male or Female 
 
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender; For
example...
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.  
2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.
3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old line s to pick people
up.
8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.

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LOL...very funny

Shashi how u doing?  Dont see you so often nowadays?



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vow..HILARIOUS...

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Hi Sonia all well here...


THE SILENT TREATMENT


Jack and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. But soon Jack realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and therefore lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5 a.m."


The next morning, Jack woke up, only to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that his friends left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper read, "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."



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shashichief


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Hi that was me and I thought I had loged on ....

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