Tell funniest jokes ever heard

ash1978 · Member

Tell funniest jokes ever heard

mani74_2002 · Member

quote:
Originally posted by:
"Iam All Ears!!!"

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

mani74_2002 · Member

quote:
Originally posted by:
"Iam All Ears!!!"

Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho"

mani74_2002 · Member

quote:
Originally posted by:
"Iam All Ears!!!"

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did his exam. For that he replied - Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!-

mani74_2002 · Member

quote:
Originally posted by:
"Iam All Ears!!!"

How do you recognize a Sardar in School, he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.:))

ash1978 · Member

How would u keep an sardar jee busy?

Give him a paper written P.T.O on both sides!!