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Sher-O-Shayeri - FUNNY ONES!


arz kiya hai : "saare zamaane ke darr se , teri tasveer bathroom mei laga rakhi hai ..... deedar ho baar baar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai "



-- Edited by RJ_Sonia at 18:26, 2005-05-18

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mast sher


arz kiya hai : "angdaai tum leti ho dum humara nikal jaata hai , thoda sa deo lagane mei tumhara kya jaata hai"

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RE: Sher-O-Shayeri - Funny


Computer Shayari

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...


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Hi, please have your funny shayeri posted in this thread.


 



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Hiya Soniaa..whaz up?

Dear all, this is cricket time.... Sehwag ki maa ko bulao, Sachin ko Pepsi pilao, Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao, Kaif ko Lays khilao, Dravid ko Castrol pilao KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO Iraadey hai nek, hosle hai buland, kasam hai hindustan ki , phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge, Rawalpindi Express ko Local Train banayenge. aaj ek ball aur khel lo , aaj ek bat aur pakad lo , aaj ek wicket aur le lo , aaj ek match aur jeet lo... aaj bas aaj... kya pata kal PAKISTAN ho na ho...... JAI HIND !

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Hi again.....see this thread???

Guess what, I made this particular thread for FUNNY shayeris..........and guess what, all funny shayeris are ending up in the other thread called the BEST ONES.


 



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