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Dear all, this is cricket time.... Sehwag ki maa ko bulao, Sachin ko Pepsi pilao, Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao, Kaif ko Lays khilao, Dravid ko Castrol pilao KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO Iraadey hai nek, hosle hai buland, kasam hai hindustan ki , phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge, Rawalpindi Express ko Local Train banayenge. aaj ek ball aur khel lo , aaj ek bat aur pakad lo , aaj ek wicket aur le lo , aaj ek match aur jeet lo... aaj bas aaj... kya pata kal PAKISTAN ho na ho...... JAI HIND !
Guess what, I made this particular thread for FUNNY shayeris..........and guess what, all funny shayeris are ending up in the other thread called the BEST ONES.
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