HAHAHA! Good One Shashi. What do you think of this?
Q: Why did the fish cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide
Great....
Q) Where can you always find money?
A) In the dictionary.
Q: Whats a woodwind's favourite dessert?
A: Flute-cake
Q: What do you go in and out of that spins and makes you feel calmer
A: A resolving door
Q: What did the doctor say to the woman who swallowed a spoon
A: Sit still and don't stir.
Q: Whats 2 + 2?
A: Window