Tell funniest riddles ever heard

Pokemon Master · Senior Member

RE: Tell funniest riddles ever heard

Pokemon Master · Senior Member

Thanx RJ! Don't worry I'll try to keep the riddles up. And thanks for rooting for me.

And by the way, keep the radio program up! That'll make everyone including me happy

-- Edited by Pokemon Master at 16:43, 2004-12-29

Pokemon Master · Senior Member

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