Q: What's white and green and gross?
A: Frog invested mayonaisse
Q: Why did the robot win the dancing compitition?
A: He was a dancing machine!
Q: A man got hit by a water baloon. The doors were locked, the windows were closed and there was no one in the car. How is this possible?
A: The car was a convertible!!!!!!!
Q: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is this object?
A: Footsteps
Q: Can February March?
A: No but April May
Hey Pokie.....nice riddles...keep posting, cos I want more.