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       Ever wonder...   1. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 2. why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 3. why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 4. why "abbreviated" is such a long word? 5. why doctors call what they do "practice"? 6. why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows? 7. why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 8. why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? 9. why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? 10. who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? 11. why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? 12. why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 13. why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? 14. why sheep don't shrink when it rains? 15. why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? 16. if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 17. why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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Now i started wondering!!

How you doing Shashi, lots of snow this morning in toronto. Winter storm warning in effect here.

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Originally posted by: RJ_Sonia

"Now i started wondering!!How you doing Shashi, lots of snow this morning in toronto. Winter storm warning in effect here."

I am fine...its quite warm for this time of the year with occasional drizzle of rain...so I guess all is well with you and you all will have a white Christmas...

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Yes its definately a white Christmas this year.  Gonna get more of that white dump.


 



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Since you mentioned it , once again I failed to purchase a snow blower in time, I always regret it  at the time when I have to shovel the white dump...

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You still got time to get it, and I need a lighter shovel too, my back is dying on me nowadays.  But I guess I will have to do with the old one for now, since the dump is already here.  Gosh I wish God would also send some snowcleaners from heaven along with snow.


 



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