Happy Thanksgiving to you all :)

Chinki_mbbs_wali · Member

RE: Happy Thanksgiving to you all :)

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Now a days everything is being made at the local Dabaas....tandoori this and tadka wala that...so I guess somebody must be making it , I reckon...

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving:

> > 1. Talk about a huge breast!
> > 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

> > 3. It's Cool Whip time!
> > 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> > 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
> > 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
> > 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> > 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

> > 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
> > 10. Don't play with your meat.
> > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
these
> > people at once?
> > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> > 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> > 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
> > 16. You'll kn ow it's ready when it pops up.
> > 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of
that!
> > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> > 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

> > Happy Thanksgiving!!!
> > You know it only comes once a year and thank GOD
for
> > that too!
> >
> >
> > A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU AND LIKES YOU
> > ANYWAY!

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Little Johnny- Thanksgiving:

Little johnny comes home from school and sees his parents fighting then the mom says "you bastard" then little johnny says mom whats a bastard? mom says it's a man. then the dad says you bitch so johnny says dad whats a bitch the dad says it's a woman. later that night the parents are having sex and the mom says you have big hairy balls johnny says mom whats big hairy balls, the mom says it's a hat. then the dad says you have big boobs so johnny says dad what does big boobs mean the dad says it means coats. the next day on thankgiving the dad was shaving his face and he said ****. johnny walked in and said whats ****? the dad said it's shaving cream. later johnny walked an the kitchen and his mom was stuffing the turkey she said "****" johnny said what does **** mean mom said it meant stuffing. the bell rings and johnny answers the door and says hello bitches and bastards hang your big hairy balls and big boobs on the coat rack my dads in the bathroom putting **** on his face and my moms in the kitchen ****ing the turkey.

shashichief · 1st Moderator

Happy Thanksgiving to you all :)

Let us give thanks to God above,
Thanks for expressions of His love,
Seen in the book of nature, grand
Taught by His love on every hand.

Let us be thankful in our hearts,
Thankful for all the truth imparts,
For the religion of our Lord,
All that is taught us in His word.

Let us be thankful for a land,
That will for such religion stand;
One that protects it by the law,
One that before it stands in awe.

Thankful for all things let us be,
Though there be woes and misery;
Lessons they bring us for our good-
Later 'twill all be understood.

Thankful for peace o'er land and sea,
Thankful for signs of liberty,
Thankful for homes, for life and health,
Pleasure and plenty, fame and wealth.

Thankful for friends and loved ones, too,
Thankful for all things, good and true,
Thankful for harvest in the fall,
Thankful to Him who gave it all.

Yep....can you beleive it A Whole Year has come and gone.....

RJ_Sonia · Administrator

Yep..whole year is gone ...more to come and go...btw, happy thanksgiving to you all in US. Ours is over already.